Two terrorist driving joke

O verheard: I can say one good thing about airline food: at least they're
considerate enough to give you only small portions.

T wo terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a
bomb, which one of them had in his lap.

'Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute,' said the man carrying
the explosive.

'Don't worry,' the driver assured him, 'we have got a spare one in the boot.'
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A patient complains joke

A patient complains to a famous psychologist: 'Professor, I've been having
terrible obsessions for years, and no one has ever been able to help me.'

'Who's been treating you until now?'

'Dr Lal Rathor.'

'I see. He's an idiot. I'm curious to know what he advised you to do.'

'To come and see you.'
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A small farm boy joke

A small farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came
charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly
continued his milking.

To everyone's astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy,
turned around and walked away . 'Weren't you afraid?' one of the workers
asked the boy.

'Not at all,' the boy replied , 'I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.'
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The veterenarian joke

O verheard at the veterinarian's: 'I had my cat neutered. He's still out all
night with the other cats, but now he's a consultant.'

W hen an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, he
turned her down, saying: 'Your salary is already higher than that of the
secretary at the next desk. And she has five children.'

'Excuse me,' the efficient woman replied, 'I thought we got paid for what we
produce here-not for what we produce at home in our own time.'
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Foreign tourist

A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the
Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it
took to build.

"Twenty years," replied the guide.

"You Indians are a lazy lot," the tourist said. "In my country, this could have
been built in five.

At Agra he admired the Tajs beauty and asked how many years it took to
build.

'Only ten years,' said the guide.

The tourist retorted: 'You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildings
in two-and-a-half.'

In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could have
been built in his country in quarter the time. Finally, when they reached the
Qutab Minar, and the tourist asked what it was, the guide replied: 'I don't
know. It wasn't there yesterday evening."
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